| Phrase | Normal Tone | Happy Tone | Angry Tone | Lewd Tone | Gage Tone |
| Smeh | I/me/talking about yourself | Greeting | Anger, or other non-sad negative emotion | Horny | Bored/tired/neutral emotion |
| Snyggys | Second/third person. You, they, he, she, it, etc. | Farewell | Happy, or positive emotion in general | Sad, or negative emotion in general, but not angry | Afraid/fear |
| Snyggys smeh | Who? | What? | Why? | Where? | How? |
| Smeh snyggys | Now (present tense) | In the past (indicating past-tense) | In the future (indicating future-tense) | Never (indicating never) | Always |
| Smeh smeh | Over/on/on top of | Next to/around/beside | In front (of) | Under | Behind |
| Snyggys snyggys | Time | When/when? | After/next | Before/previous(ly) | Day |
| Snyggys smeh smeh | Maybe/sometimes | Yes | No | And | Or |
| Smeh snyggys smeh | To create/make/generate/whatever | To want (to) | To destroy/kill | To engage in a form of intercourse | To go/come |
| Smeh smeh snyggys | School | Class | Homework | Teacher | Gage |
| Snyggys snyggys smeh | Car | Clothes | Home | Music | Food |
| Phrase | Normal Tone | Happy Tone | Angry Tone | Lewd Tone | Gage Tone |
| Snyggys smeh snyggys | To be indifferent (towards something) / Apathy | To like | To dislike | To love | To hate |
| Smeh snyggys snyggys | Double-god | Religion | Worship | Warlus | Language |
| Smeh smeh smeh | To use/activate/interact with | To think/believe | To take/receive | To eat/put in your mouth/suck on/chew | To sleep |
| Snyggys snyggys snyggys | Pluralizer/Many | Is | He/she | That | It |
| Smeh snyggys smeh smeh | Invoking Sebastian T. Warlus' wrath upon a person and their family | Butt-ass | By the bones of Jasper T. Warlus! | Emphasizer | Warlus tits (casual obscenity) |
| Snyggys smeh smeh smeh | General/vague | To speak/talk/chat | News/announcement | Post | Conversation |
| Smeh smeh snyggys smeh | Too/also | If | For/so/because | Birthday | En pasage |
| Smeh smeh smeh smeh | Dad | Brother | Uncle | Cousin | Grandpa |
| Snyggys snyggys snyggys snyggys | Alive | Clean | Awake | Drunk | Sane |
| Smeh smeh smeh snyggys | Large/long/tall | Cool/good/positive | Vibrant/interesting | Young/recent | Pious/religious |
| Phrase | Normal Tone | Happy Tone | Angry Tone | Lewd Tone | Gage Tone |
| Snyggys snyggys smeh smeh | Head/face | Hair | Back | Penis/balls | Nipples |
| Snyggys smeh snyggys smeh | To own/possess | To happen/occur | To hurt or be in pain | To need | To add |
| Snyggys smeh smeh snyggys | Pasta | Pizza | Chinese food | Mexican food | Burgers/beef |
| Smeh snyggys smeh snyggys | Master race | Niggers | Chinks | Beaners | Towel-heads/Sand Niggers |
| Smeh snyggys snyggys smeh | Water | Soda | Liquor | Piss | Beer |
| Smeh snyggys snyggys snyggys | Top-wise up | "Pipe down, Withers!" | "Have you fallen ill, Inspector?" | "Have you ever tasted salty ice??!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?" | "Jesus Rhonda, put that goat down before someone gets hurt!" |
| Snyggys snyggys snyggys smeh | To be able to (can) | To care/help | To stop/quit | To fap | To rest/relax |
| Snyggys snyggys smeh snyggys | Black | Green | Red | Pink | Blue |
| Snyggys smeh snyggys snyggys | To see/sight | To hear/auditory | To taste/taste | To feel/touch | To smell/olfactory |
| Smeh smeh snyggys snyggys | Warm | Snowy | Windy | Rainy | Cloudy |
| Phrase | Normal Tone | Happy Tone | Angry Tone | Lewd Tone | Gage Tone |
| Smeh smeh smeh smeh smeh | Flu | Osteoporosis | Cancer | AIDS | T-Pawps |
| Snyggys snyggys snyggys snyggys snyggys | Earth/ground | Flight/To fly | Wind | Shadow/evil/dark | Spirit/soul |
| Smeh smeh smeh smeh snyggys | To need/Must | To hold/keep | To guess/assume | To kiss | To hug |
| Smeh smeh smeh snyggys smeh | Left | Important | Stupid | Gross | Gay |
| Smeh snyggys smeh smeh smeh | Second | Minute | Hour | Month | Year |
| Snyggys smeh smeh smeh smeh | Dog | Fish | Bug | Pig | The Dragon |
| Smeh smeh snyggys smeh smeh | Cough | Fever | Headache | Soreness | Nausea |
| Smeh snyggys snyggys smeh smeh smeh snyggys snyggys smeh smeh snyggys snyggys snyggys smeh snyggys smeh snyggys smeh smeh snyggys snyggys smeh smeh snyggys | No meaning | No meaning | No meaning | No meaning | To pray to the almighty double-god, J.T. Warlus |