The Warlus religion revolves around the worship of their many double-gods. It is a new type of religion called "Polybitheism" (many double-gods).

• J.T. Warlus: The ultimate double-god of all double-gods. Also known as The Baron.
• Sebastian T. Warlus: The double-god of misery, pain and hatred.
• Jasper T. Warlus: The double-god of osteoporosis
• Harold T. Warlus: Double-god of birth defects
• Cornelius T. Warlus: Double-god of boners
• Laurence T. Warlus: Double-god of love, acceptance and harmony
• Tyrone T. Warlus: Double-god of the underworld
• Archibald T. Warlus: Double-god of economics
• Bishop T. Warlus: Double-god of wringing out used tampons in your mouth while you sleep and leaving you a quarter
• Kyle T. Warlus: Double-god of failure

The double-gods also have wives who are better known as half-goddesses. They are eternally bound to the kitchen, and for them to do anything outside of the kitchen requires permission from their husband and stretchy limbs.